Guard against Social Engineering Attacks

I am delighted to report the release of a marvelous device to guard against social engineering attacks: http://www.stopabductions.com/

Users have reported that since wearing one, they have not once succumbed to numerous invitations to update their details at PayPal and/or a variety of banks. One user was briefly tempted to collect his winnings from a lottery he had never entered and to assist the survivors of a former West African dictator tragically killed in a plane crash in 1998 to repatriate a trunk full of money, but then he discovered the rear of the anti-social-engineering device had ridden up, temporarily exposing his amygdyla to the harmful thought rays.

It has also been reported that the device also protects against mobile phone radiation. Scientists have been unable to confirm whether a slight increase in head temperature since wearing the device is due to GSM-induced cerebral currents or reduced convective cooling.