Dolphin Assassins Menace Gulf of Mexico

Every once in a while, a story based on pure speculation starts circulating, and picked up and re-picked up by otherwise legitimate media outlets as if it were based on actual facts. Here comes a doozy. The UK's Guardian is reporting that killer dolphins, trained by the Navy in the art of DEATH and armed with poison darts may have escaped their tanks during Katrina and are now hunting down surfers and divers in the Gulf of Mexico...