Charlie Brown and Peppermint Patty are sitting under a tree. Peppermint Patty asks Charlie Brown, "What do you think security is, Chuck?"Charlie Brown: Security is sleeping on the back seat of the car when you're a little kid, and you've been somewhere with your mom and dad, and it's night, and you're riding home in the car, asleep. You don't have to worry about anything. Your mom and dad are in the front seat and they do all the worrying. They take care of everything.
Peppermint Patty: That's real neat.
Charlie Brown: But it doesn't last. Suddenly you're grown up, and it can never be that way again!
Peppermint Patty: Never?
Charlie Brown Absolutely never.
Peppermint Patty (horrified): Hold my hand, Chuck!
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